May 21st, 2012
gettin jiggy wit it -ML

gettin jiggy wit it -ML

(via mory)

Never accept my offers for hamburgers

  • Me: I guess I'll just grab some ground beef from Albertsons
  • Melissa: thats sad
  • Me: WELL WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO DO, MELISSA
  • Me: IT'S CHEAPER THAN A FLESHLIGHT
  • Me: AND MUCH CHEAPER THAN A DATE
  • Me: BUT ALL THREE OF THEM WON'T LOVE ME BACK
  • Me: AT LEAST WITH THE GROUND BEEF I CAN GUARANTEE DINNER FOR MY ROOMMATES
April 13th, 2012

mohandasgandhi:

suzy-x:

troll-lol-lol-lol-lol

How does it feel?

(Source: crassenough2care)

April 6th, 2012
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commanderhuxley:

#white$wag

Guys…guys…..this is too good. Too hip for me. -ML

(Source: simonefiasco, via timazing)

November 24th, 2011
November 14th, 2011
October 29th, 2011
Oh god…should I laugh…or is it too cute? Is it so funny that it’s cute? My feelings are confused.
-ML

Oh god…should I laugh…or is it too cute? Is it so funny that it’s cute? My feelings are confused.

-ML

(via mmanal)

September 16th, 2011

(via hfgl)

August 27th, 2011
terrysdiary:

Anthony at my studio #5

You’re so silly Anthony Kiedis. Oh you.
-ML

terrysdiary:

Anthony at my studio #5

You’re so silly Anthony Kiedis. Oh you.

-ML

August 7th, 2011
Bitch (noun): A woman who won’t bang her head against the wall obsessing over someone else’s opinion - be it a man or anyone else in her life. She understands that if someone does not approve of her, it’s just one person’s opinion; therefore, it’s of no real importance. She doesn’t try to live up to anyone else’s standards - only her own. Because of this, she relates to a man very differently.
Sherry Argov (Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl-A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship)

(Source: goodreads.com, via likeneelyohara)